July 13, 2012 3:24 pm

Red Flag #78: She has more guy friends than girl friends…

Exactly the situation we fear. The platonic camping trip becomes a pants off, dance off.When you have a lot of guy friends and not a lot of girl friends, there are a couple reasons we’re red flagging you, only two of which we’ll readily admit. First off, you might just be a tomboy.  You love sports, crude jokes, and dressing with a masculine touch. If that’s the case, you don’t have to even worry too much about getting a red flag, we usually just consider you one of the guys and put you in ...Read More
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July 10, 2012 12:30 pm

Red Flag #80: She dyes her hair two distinct colors…

hair dye2Dating a girl like this might be OK if we never had to speak to each other. After all, usually she is pretty hot and gives off the vibe that she’d be awesome in bed. Unfortunately she has Jessica Simpson’s brains, Drew Barrymore’s drawl, and Courtney Love’s potty mouth and thinks these descriptions are compliments. She insists that she’s unpredictable, but really there aren’t many surprises. Who is she?… ...Read More
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July 3, 2012 7:12 pm

Red Flag #46: She’s a self-described foodie

Red Flag FoodieGuys don’t care whether a woman really appreciates good food, we just care about whether or not she can make it. It’s fine if she understands the difference between beefsteak and heirloom tomatoes, can taste the earthy notes in a truffle, and is awed by how texture differs in mashed versus pureed potatoes. So long as she keeps these things to herself and realizes no one is impressed, there will never be a problem. The moment she has the gumption ...Read More
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June 29, 2012 3:14 pm

Red Flag #91: She orders a specific number of limes in her drink…

Red Flag Limes LemonsAfter years of subjecting yourself to crappy collegiate light beer of the Natty, Busch, or Keystone variety, it’s normal to start drinking something that’s a little bit more refined. In fact, most of us graduate our tastes during our post-college years, and whether it’s to a beer that doesn’t taste like water or a cocktail that is mixed with something more exotic than Gatorade, it’s completely fine. But when you take it to the next level, requesting a specific number ...Read More
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June 26, 2012 4:49 pm

Red Flag #12: She smokes cigarettes…

smokes1Smoking is a deal breaker, but smoking socially is a red flag. Since a guy won’t know if you’re a puff-a-night or a pack-a-day kind of girl, you better make the distinction clear because this day and age we assume that all chronic smokers are either arrogant Euros or ignorant rednecks. When we see otherwise intelligent women start doing foolish things, it’s time for Red Flags to get involved. The real irony of these girls and their cigarettes is that ...Read More
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June 21, 2012 2:01 pm

Red Flags: Los Angeles Edition

Red Flag LA 2LA has a lot to offer. It’s warm and sunny almost all year round, there are beautiful people everywhere, and you’re at the epicenter of entertainment that produces millions of smiles and laughs in living rooms and movie theaters all over the world. Like all places, though, there are some less than desirable traits. Especially in some of the women who live here. ...Read More
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June 19, 2012 11:28 am

Red Flag #65: She can’t stop talking about weddings

wedding1Some women have figured out how to hide this burning desire to wed. They publicly declare that they’re not in a rush to get married and enjoy the freedom of being single. They act like they’re actually excited that their younger sister gets engaged before they do. When Single Ladies comes on the radio, they dance like epileptic baboons. Guys actually like dating these women, because ...Read More
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