February 6, 2013 7:44 pm

Red Flag #54: She wears a perfectly-matching outfit to the gym…

GymOutfitNo matter your situation, you have stress in your life that can, at times, feel overwhelming. Maybe your family is going through some tough times, or you’re struggling to pay your bills, or you just broke up with somebody and you feel incredibly empty inside. We all have our issues, which are only further exacerbated by the little things we have to deal with every day. Did I hit snooze too many times? Why is their so much traffic? I ...Read More
February 1, 2013 12:56 pm

Red Flag #7: She ends her name with an ‘I’ instead of a ‘Y’…

HelloSingleWhenever it comes to determining someone’s personality, there are a lot of cues for us to follow. Whether it’s the way someone dresses, where they’re from, or their favorite hobby, we’re required to make some basic assumptions about people based on very little information. If we didn’t, it would almost require a mandatory three-date minimum to “fairly” determine whether or not someone was a fit. Hmm…being efficient sounds like a much better plan. The red flags provided on this site ...Read More
January 27, 2013 3:19 pm

Red Flag #18: She’s a hair twirler…

HairTwirlerGuys can be somewhat indifferent to certain womanly habits, especially when we’re just trying to get laid. We can deal with the…like…totally awesome stories about you and Michelle and Kristy and Julie when you…like..did that crazy thing and you were…like…so embarrassed but it was like so funny. We also don’t mind all that much when we’re out and you spend so much time in the bathroom with your friends. We’re not sure what goes on in there, but the view ...Read More
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January 15, 2013 10:45 am

Red Flag #87: She believes in ghosts…

GhostsYou know what’s scarier than seeing a ghost? Doing research for this red flag and discovering that a whopping 56% of women believe in ghosts. So next time you’re out at a bar, take a look around you and choose carefully, because eeny-meeny-miney-mo just got a little more dangerous. 56%. Damn. It may not be surprising to women, I guess, but it’s a shocking fact to guys because we have what’s known as “common sense”. We don’t defy logic for ...Read More
January 10, 2013 5:30 pm

Red Flag #48: She’s neutral in the Tupac vs. Biggie debate…

PacBiggieSorry, what was that? You don’t like rap music? Cool, well I don’t like abortion either but at least I can pick a side. You can slap us on the wrist for using abortion as a literary device, but (A) you’re probably the one who is single, and (B) the point is this: most normal people will have an opinion on the Tupac vs. Biggie debate. For those of you who aren’t familiar with these two upstanding citizens, that’s a ...Read More
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September 14, 2012 3:35 pm

Red Flag #6: She uses “no sex” as a form of punishment…

Red Flags SexConsider this: the President of the United States, Barack Obama, has the power to blow the world to smithereens at the push of a button for any reason whatsoever. His power is tremendous. He could say “Hey China, why you being such a bitch?” and poof, they gone. He could say, “Hey dude in Africa who likes to kill people, why you acting a fool?” and peace out, he gone. Whether it’s a country that’s pissing him off, a republican ...Read More
September 6, 2012 3:49 pm

Red Flags: NYC Edition

Red Flags New YorkNew York, NY. Feel free to hate it, but that’s a red flag on you. You don’t need to love the city, but you have to appreciate what it offers. Which, by the way, is pretty much everything, including jobs (whoa!), an endless array of places to go and things to do, and an energy that is rivaled by less than a handful of cities throughout the world. As with all cities, however, even the Big Apple has a few bad ones… here’s how they can be identified: ...Read More
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